Retreat? Hell, we just got here.
Being a high achiever then slipping into a non-functional depression
I’m so sorry it was hard for you to break up with me. I’m so sorry, that it was hard for you to sit on the same couch you told me you loved me on, and then told me you don’t want me anymore. I’m so sorry it was hard for you to break me heart. I’m so sorry that you have to see my fucking face all day. I’m so sorry you wasted 1 year of my life on something that means nothing. I’m so sorry I fell in love with you and that it was the most painful thing in your life to tell me that I don’t make you happy. I’m so fucking sorry.
You fucking asshole.
Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

(via a-skeleton-truth)

Corollary: Men, marry someone who deserves this and doesn’t come to simply take advantage of it.

(via quiyst)

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes